[Latest] Funny Whatsapp Status Quotes Shayari : 2020

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“People said to follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.”


“When Phone on silent mode – 10 Missed calls…When Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day.”


“Busy at this moment…free forever.”


“The only time success comes before work is in a dictionary.”


“If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.”




“Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.”


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I just saved a lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.


Love marriage is like dancing in front of a snake and asking him to bite.


I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.


Waiting for wi-fi network.


Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.

“Doing nothing is a very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.”

“Hey, there WhatsApp is using me.”


“I am not lazy, but I am on my energy saving mode.”


“I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine.”

Funny Whatsapp Status 2020

Funny Whatsapp Status 2020

Funny WhatsApp Status 2020


“80% of boys have girlfriends. Rest 20% are having a brain.”


“Last seen 1985!”


fun is like life insurance. The older you get..the, more it costs.


 The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.


My week is basically …Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–>Friday–>Saturday–>pre-Monday


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We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.


Tried to lose weight…….But it keeps finding me.

“When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message Or calling, Becomes the enemy Automatically.”


“I love my job only when I’m on vacation.”


“GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.”


“I love you, and it’s killing me.”


“A fine is a tax for doing wrong & A tax is a fine for doing well.”


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“I’m not sarcastic, I am just intelligent beyond your understanding.”


“In bed, it’s 7AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 8:00. At school it’s 12:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 12:32.”


“Some people are beautifully wrapped boxes of shit.”


“Whatsapp users never die, they just go offline.”


“The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight.”


“High Power Come, with High voltage Current!”


“Hello madam, do you want a new Credit Card? Girl: No thanks, I have a Boyfriend.”

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“I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.”


“Wife means Worries in life Forever.”


“Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them is wearing pants ???”


Weather forecast for tonight: dark


I don’t get older, I level up.


I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see.


I’m great in bed; I can sleep for days.


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I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favourite colour, but one day you’ll need me to complete your picture.

“A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.”


“People say they can’t live without Love. I think oxygen is more important.”


“I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight.”


“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”


“Girls are like roads, more the curves, the more the dangerous they are.”
Funny Whatsapp Status for Exam
Funny Whatsapp Status for Exam

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“Yes, I agree. Moms can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags.”

“Love marriage is like dancing in front of a snake and asking him to bite.”


“‘m Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!”


“Mah Attitude……Mah ishtyle…”


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“People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing every day.”


“Women should not have children after 30. Really … 30 children are enough.”

“Etc Meaning – End of Thinking Capacity.”


“We are WTF generation……. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook.”


“Never make eye contact while eating a banana.”


“Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).”


“Virginity is not dignity, It is just a lack of opportunity.”

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“Life is too short smile while you still have teeth……”


“God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me every time.”

Hmm…..Don’t copy my status.

My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.


Never steal. The government hates competition.

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode.

Funny Whatsapp Status for Girlfriend
Funny Whatsapp Status for Girlfriend

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The brain is the best worker. When you can use it...

I saw a shampoo with the title: "Rich-looking", So I washed my purse...

Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

People that Change Love status after 30 Sec... GF is the Reason...

#3 Mistake done by everyone ..Whatsapp, Facebook & GF!

A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for a long time!!

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Even if you are a mass murderer, International rogue, and children Abductor, People Will Still bless you "continue to be who you are" in your birthday.

Some people are like Slinky’s. Pretty much useless but make you smile when you push them down the stairs.

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

When I actually die some people are going to get really haunted.

Yesterday I saw someone pushing a bottle of Schweppes into his ass, I said, "What are you doing ?!" 

He replied: "Schweppes: Drink Different.."

Sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason.

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You can never buy Love...But still, you have to pay for it ...

Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

When it’s you against me, you either win, or you die!!!


I had to take a sick day. I’m sick of those peoples.

Winter as Hell - I ordered a pizza and, the messenger comes with a Jet. 

I will marry the girl, who looks pretty in her Aadhaar card.

Funny Whatsapp Status for Friend
Funny Whatsapp Status for Friend

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A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”.

Someone on his status "Sleeping" ...since 3 Days! He's Probably dead. 

Just saw the smartest person when I was in front of the mirror :P

God is really creative, I mean ..just look at me :P

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

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People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have an idea. ;-)

Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guy

I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.

Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.


My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

When I’m a Pedestrian, I Hate cars. When I’m Driving, I Hate Pedestrians…

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Whoever says “Good Morning” on Monday’s deserves to get slapped.🙂


Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

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Common sense is not so common.


You never know what you have until you clean your room. 😛 😛


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I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.


I was in a bathroom and, I saw a sign that said employees must wash hands. I waited a minute and, no one came to wash my hands, so I did it myself.

You remind me of my Chinese friend…Ug Lee


Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray….but it’s there.

I never make stupid mistakes, only very-very clever ones.


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Funny Whatsapp Status for Partner


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There is nothing more significant in this world than being loving parents. So take the first step today by getting married. Think different, do different!


SI unit of ignorance = “seen”.

I know there are many fishes in the pond, but who wants to date a fish?

I want tender love -legal tender.

It's Really Funny And Hilarious When Wife Thinks Shes Punishing Her Husband By Not Talking To Him For Days.

Everything Happens For A Reason. But Sometimes The Reason Is That You’Re Stupid And You Make Bad Decision.

Life Is Too Short To Be Serious All The Time. So, If You Can't Laugh At Yourself, Call Me….I’Ll Laugh At You.


When I Text You A Massive Paragraph And You Reply 40 Minutes Late With ” K “….Are You Asking To Be Punched?

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I Wish Falling In Love Has Traffic Light Too, So That I Would Know If I Should Go For It, Slow Down, Or Just Stop.

When you're Stressed, You Eat Ice Cream, Cake, Chocolate & Sweets. Why? Because Stressed Spelled Backwards Is Desserts.

Whenever I Have A Panic Attach I Put A Brown Paper Big Over My Mouth…And Drink All Of The Vodka Inside It Seems To Help.

I Changes My Password To “Incorrect” So Whenever I Forget What It Is, The Computer Will Say ” Your Password Is Incorrect “.

When I Call My Parents & They Don’T Answer It’S No Big Deal But When They Call Me & I Don’T Answer Its Like To World War Iii.

People Often Say Laughter Is The Best Medicine, But They Neglect To Mention That An Overdose Can Cause One’S Ass Too Fall Off.

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Never Get Jealous When You See Your Ex With Someone Else Because Our Parents Taught Us To Give Our Used Toys To The Less Fortunate.

I Don’T Have To Worry About Getting Kidnapped, They Would Bring Me Back In Less Than An Hour.

The Biggest Difference Between Men And Women Is What Comes To Mind When The Word Facial Is Used.

My Idea Of A Good Morning Is One When I Open My Eyes, Take A Deep Breath, Then Go Back To Sleep.

No. I Am Not Single. I Am In A Long Distance Relationship Because My Future Boyfriend Lives In Future.

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It Takes Real Skill To Choke On Air, Fall Up Stairs & Trip Over Completely Nothing. I Have That Skill.

People Have Become Really Naughty On Whatsapp. Even Married Women Have Put Their Status As ” Available “. 

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

I am not perfect, but I am a limited edition.

I was going to take over the world this morning, but I overslept.


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Funny Whatsapp Status for Loved Ones


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Be kind to nerds, they will be your boss one day.

I choose to forget my past, and my debts are a huge part of my history.

There is nothing chocolate and coffee cannot cure
ways online until you become boring.

Hiding from stupid people

Anytime I need to see an awesome person, I look into the mirror.

If you do not give me a break, I will take it by force.

No, I have not changed. I just stopped giving you too much time in my life.

The only thing I love about working is my salary.

Money cannot buy happiness, but neither does being broke.

No. I am not online. You are drunk.

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Where there is a will, put me in it.

I prefer beauty to brains. Men are visual beings.

I am not sure about tomorrow, so let me eat what I want today.

I need new enemies, the old ones are beginning to like me.

If only calories yelled in pain when they are being burned….I would enjoy exercising more.

Heart, your job is to pump blood. Stop complicating things by falling in love.

Dream as if you’ll live forever...Live as if tomorrow is the last one.
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Funny Whatsapp Status Messages


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Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the terms.

Chaar bottle Vodka, I can’t afford Roz ka.


Contributing to entropy since 1994.


Galileo: Great mind…Einstein: genius min,d…Newton: Extraordinary mind….Bill gates: brilliant mind…..
ME: Never Mind.

lazy People Fact #5812672793
You were too lazy to read that number.


Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to Monday????


I like to take the road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic.


Wow, now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.

 I can see you checking my WhatsApp status. B)

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Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and, it makes you sad.True story.

I am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.


Second chances are for losers….either we do it in the first place or live it for others.


I wish I could lose weight as easy as I lose my pens, keys, smartphone, my temper and even my mind.

Funny Whatsapp Status in Hindi
Funny Whatsapp Status in Hindi

Funny Whatsapp Status in Hindi

  • सीखा था guitar जिसे पटाने के लिए अब आर्डर आया है उसी की शादी में बजाने के लिए ??

  • हम तो ऐसी लड़की पटायेंगे जो हो सबसे हटके ….. जिसे देखते ही दिल को लगे 440 volt के झटके ??

  • प्यार हो तो Bluetooth के जैसा पास? रहे तो Connected? दूर गये तो “searching for new device”??

  • लड़कियाँ जब गाड़ी चलाती है तो ये नही देखती की सड़क पर लोग पैदल ? भी चल रहै है, और जब पैदल चलती है तो ये नही देखती की सड़क पर गाड़ियाँ ? भी चल रही है ??

  • वक्त बहुत कीमती होता है, इसलिए अपना नहीं दूसरों का बरबाद करें ??

  • दिल ❤ भी कोई खेलने की चीज है, खेलना है तो Blue Whale Game खेल ???

  • मुझे पता है कि शराब हर सवाल का जवाब नही है , पर साला पीने के बाद सवाल ही किसे याद रहता है ??
Funny Whatsapp Status in Hindi Font
Funny Whatsapp Status in Hindi Font

Funny Whatsapp Status in Hindi Font

  • एक बात समझ मे नही आ रही इतने Prince और Queen तौ मुग्लो के राज मे भी नही थे जितने आज Facebook पर राज कर रहे है ??

  • बेटी बचाओ, बेटी पढ़ाओ, और ……..इनको ढंग की ड्राइविंग भी सिखाओ…..बाल बाल बचा हूँ अभी ??

  • पहली बार College जाने वाली लड़कियाँ यही सोचती है अब तो कल्पना चावला बनकर ही यहाँ से निकलूंगी….. लेकिन निकलती है किसी की भाभी बनकर?

  • मेरी वाली शायद ज्यादा ही गरीब है…… इसलिए वो ना तो व्हाट्सएप्प पर है, ना फेसबुक पर, और ना ही ट्विटर पर… लगता है “अनपढ़” भी है बेचारी ????

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  • अगर कोई लड़की कभी भाई बोल दे तो घबराना मत,एक थप्पड़ लगाकर बोलो इधर क्या कर रही हो घर जाओ !!???

  • मुझे अगर Shaka Laka Boom Boom वाली पेंसिल मिल भी जाती तो भी कुछ ना कर पाता मैं . ?? इतनी गन्दी drawing है कि Deepika Padukone बनाऊँ तो राखी सावंत बाहर आएगी ?????

  • हमने तो साला अब सोचना ही छोड़ दिया, जब से विद्या बालन कहने लगी है की . …. जहां सोच वहा शौचालय

  • क्या जरुरत है मुझे सूली पर लटकाने की, मेरा मोबाइल?छीन लो मैं तो खुद मरजाऊँगा ??

Funny Whatsapp Status for upcoming Exam
Funny Whatsapp Status for upcoming Exam

Funny Status Lines in Hindi


  • हम तो बदनाम हुए इस कदर कदर कि पानी भी पीये ? तो लोग शराब? कहते है

  • उसकी नादानी तो देखो यारो ?…. पगली मेरे ही Status को अपने Whatsapp में लगा कर मुझे ही जला रही है ??

  • सबसे ज्यादा problem तो Big Boss के contestants को होने वाली है , किसी को पता नहीं बाहर क्या चल रहा है और जब तक बाहर आएंगे सब खत्म ???–#500 #1000 banned

  • तू हमारी बराबरी क्या करेगा पाकिस्तान!! जेम्स बॉन्ड जैसे लोग तो हमारे यहाँ गुटखा बेचते है!

  • मेरे पिता जी का तो कोई ऐसा दोस्त भी नही जो अमरीश पुरी की तरह ये कह दे..चल इस दोस्ती को रिश्तेदारी में बदल दे !???

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  • यदि आपको लगे कि..आपकी इज्जत कम हो गई है..तो तुरंत किसी की लूट लें ???

  • मेरी हर गलती, ये सोच कर माफ़ कर देना दोस्तों.. कि तुम कोन से शरीफ़ हो ?? ???????

  • मन में आता है के सब कुछ छोड़ कर सन्यासी हो जाऊ …फिर उस लड़की का ख़याल आ जाता है जो मुझे पति रूप में पाने के लिए 16 सोमवार का व्रत कर रही होगी????????

  • खुद ?के पास गर्लफ्रेंड ??नही होगी फिर भी दुसरो? को गर्लफ्रेंड ??पटाने ❣के नुस्खे देते है …. ऐसे हैं हमारे दोस्त ????

  • हम शरीफ बच्चे है जनाब !! जब तक माँ जागने के लिए न बोले मज़ाल है जो अपनी आँख भी खोल दे??

  • जो छोरी हर टैम साथ देण के वादे करया करदी, गेल जीवन मरन की कहया करदी.. आज जब गेंहु काटण का टेम आया तै बैरण फोन भी switch off करगी…

Funny Whatsapp Status DP
Funny Whatsapp Status DP

Funny Whatsapp Dosti Status in Hindi


  • परम सत्य : कितनी भी mountain dew पीयो पर डर तो दारु पीने से ही दूर होता है.. ?

  • जिस नगर भी जाओ.. किस्से हैं कमबख्त बीवी के.. कोई ला के रो रहा है.. तो कोई लाने के लिए रो रहा है…

  • जैसे ही बीवी कहती है सोच रही हूँ मायके हो आऊँ . .टिंडे की सब्जी भी पनीर लगने लगती है।।

  • जाने क्यों गुरुर है उसे हुस्न पर अपने..!!लगता है उसका…आधार कार्ड अभी बना नही ?

  • मुझे दो तरह की लड़कियां कतई पसंद नहीं हैं :-
    1- मुझसे बात नहीं करने वाली।
    2- दूसरे लड़कों से बात करने वाली।??…

  • दिन – रात यही दुआएँ निकलती है …. कि काश वो उसी की हो जाये, जो ऐसा Status डालते है …..अगर वो मेरी ना हुयी, तो उसे किसी की भी नही होने दूँगा ?????

Funny Whatsapp Attitude Status
Funny Whatsapp Attitude Status

Whatsapp Status in Hindi Funny Attitude

  • खुशकिस्मत होते है वो लडके जिनकी girlfriend उनके लिऐ अपने हाथ की नस काट लेती है… हमारी वाली तो हमारे लिऐ अपने नाखुन भी ना काटे ?????????

  • दिल और दिमाग जिद पर अड़े है.. दोनों एक ही लड़की के पीछे पड़े है….??

  • मेरी वफ़ाओं का मुझको सिला वो क्या देगी……..मैं जानता हूँ उसे छोडते ही उसकी सहेली मुझे मोका जरुर देगी……..?????

  • लड़कियां किसी को block करके ऐसा फील करती है, मानो जैसे किसी खूनी को उम्रकैद की सजा सुना दी हो??

  • शराब एक बुराई‬ है आओ इसे खत्म करे, एक बोतल तुम पीयो एक ‪‎बोतल‬ हम पिए ?!!

  • दर दर भटकते है अरमान की तरह, लोग मिलते यहाँ अन्जान की तरह…हर लडकी पर डोरे डाल चुका हूँ गालिब, फिर भी Status single है salman khan की तरह??

  • दिन भर कितना भी क्यूँ ना घूम लो,सबसे हॉट लड़की तब ही दिखेगी जब घरवाले साथ हो ??

  • जब कोई लड़की पहली बार I love u too बोलती है तो, इतनी ख़ुशी होती है की जैसे आज माँ बाप का नाम रौशन कर दिया हो ??

  • जोडिया तो ऊपर वाला ही बनाता हे लेकिन आजकल के छोरा छोरियो तो जोडी नही जाल बनाते हे एक साथ 2-3 को gf-bf बनाकर ???????

  • जो लड़कियाँ बात – बात पर अपने भाई से पिटवाने की धमकी दिया करती हैं … उनके भाई खुद अपनी गर्लफ्रैंड के भाई से डर डर के जी रहे होते है ????

  • उसने पूछा क्या पसंद है तुम्हें ? मैं कितनी देर उसकी सहेली को घूरता रहा ? ? ? ?

  • जब हवाई जहाज के टायर की तरह दोनो पैर धीरे धीरे बाहर आने लगे तो …..समझ लेना एक्टिवा वाली लडकी ब्रेक लगाने वाली है..? ?

  • किसी लड़की की शादी नही हो रही हो,तो मुझे बताना………..क्योंकि मैं जिस लड़की से भी प्यार करता हूँ,उसकी शादी हो जाती है..? ?
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  • चाहे सारा जग रूठ जाए ….मुझे इसकी परवाह नहीं, बस एक मेरी माँ की बहू नहीं रुठनी चाहिये ? ? ?

  • शादी उसी से करना जिसके लिए दिल ❤ राजी हो?, वरना घर वाले तो कटरीना तक के लिए राजी नहीं होते ??

  • वो मेरी जान और मैं उनकी जान, बाकी सब मेरे भाईजान ? ? ? ?

  • आदमी कभी भी इतना झूठा नही होता …अगर औरते इतने सवाल न करती ? ??

  • सामने कोई लड़की स्कूटी से आती दिख जाए तो मैं इतना सावधान होकर चलता हूँ ,जैसे लड़की नही,साक्षात भल्लालदेव जी अपने रथ से मेरी तरफ आ रहे हों ??

  • बड़े सुकून से जी रहा हूँ ग़ालिब एक तंग करने वाली ही दे दे मालिक

  • 3 तलाक के बाद सुप्रीम कोर्ट को love you as a friend पर भी सुनवाई करनी चाहिए

  • लड़कियाँ कहती हैं कि सभी लड़के पागल होते है,फिर कहती हैं “हम लड़कों से कम हैं क्या ?” ??

  • भगवान से तो माँग लोगे उसको, मगर उसके बाप से कैसे माँगोगे

  • Twinkle Twinkle little star एक और Friend zone कर गई यार ??

  • Dear Girls कितना भी Makeup ?? कर लो, आजकल के बच्चे एक नजर में देखकर बता सकते है दीदी बोलना है या आंटी ???

  • अगर दर्द भरे गाने ? सुनकर भी आपको दर्द ना हो तो समझ लो आप दोबारा प्यार ❤करने के लिए तैयार हो चुके हो…????

  • उसको पटना भी नहीं है और दिन भर फोन ?से हटना भी नहीं है ??

  • ये मोहब्बत नहीं, उसूल-ए-वफ़ा है ऐ दोस्त, हम जान तो दे देंगे जान का नंबर नहीं देंगे ??

  • हम तन्हा ही चले थे ज़िन्दगी का दही जमाने। रास्ते में बुँदियाँ मिलती गईं और ज़िन्दगी का रायता बन गया ??




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